Sunday, March 30, 2008

The Incredible Jackie Chan

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To all of you who idolizes Jackie Chan,

this video will make you salute him, definitely.

Here's the top ten stunts with no strings attached.

Now you feel the adrenaline rush?

No stunt doubles, no cushioned floors.

No protective clothing, no ropes attached.

He's the real deal.

I salute you, and my hands still saluting you right now!



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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Tagged - Considered a Post?

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Tagged! Random Questions

Instruction:
Remove ONE from below and add in your own personal question, make it a total of 20 questions. Then, tag 8 people in your list and list them out in the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

The person who tagged you is: SlowCatchUpKuan

1. What's your favourite hot chick at the present time?
I would say Alessandra Ambrosio. Period.
Ain't no more tomorrow as she is pregnant now...

2. Given the chance, what special ability/power would you like to have?
Bruce Almighty? Yeah... but not Evan Almighty...
God-like.. I Got The Power!!!

3. What's your favourite colour? Why?
Blue. I dunno lah..my instincts tells me to like blue.
Nonsense.

4. Where is the place you want to go the most?
Bora Bora, French Polynesia.
Dunno where is that? Google yourself k?

5. If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
A perfect family.

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Ini semua bahasa tersirat I tak paham!
Rainbow forms after the rain, i suppose. Rain with a bow ma....
Makes no sense at all.

7. Do you think friends are important?
Lousy frens ain't nothing but thrash cans for me.
Good frens lies deep within my heart.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Why would I tell you... you'd rob me!
Get the hell outta my, outta my head...
p/s i like that song.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
I already did.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Well, I barely know slowcatchupkuan but the impression is there.
She never fails to share her ideas about blogging and making money online.
Well, I should say she inspires me to blog for money, just like Lilian.
3rd point? There's no need for that.

11. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Sore-losers and gym-show-off retards.

12. What is your ambition?
I wana be doctor. I wana be lawyer... all my childhood bullshits.
My current ambition is... I wana be RICH. fullstop.

13. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
Point to me, not shoot to me.

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
MONEY. Without money, every thing will go wrong. Definitely.
Think thrice before you wana debate this with me.

15. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Nope, I have phobia in shopping. Unless I am fully loaded, I can be really a pain in the ass.

16. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
Word. I found it. It is underlined.
I am such a retard.

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
My temper. It's boiling all the time.

18. Is there anything that you have done which you regret?
Whoaa, frankly I only regret for the first 5 minutes, after that...
Who cares!

19. What makes you different?
I own this blog.
It shows how lazy I am to write tags, LOL.

20. Do you feel good to be friend with the person who tagged you? Why?
I feel honoured. Ah Kuan should be grateful that I write tags...
Go check how many tags did i completed since 2005.

The end. I'm not gonna tag anyone else. The tag stops here.
Unless you so syok sendiri and muka mia tembok,
go tag urself and say it's from me.

Cheers.

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

How Smart Are You?

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If you think you're smart enough, here's my challenge.
Answer these trivia quiz with the simplest of minds.
You don't have to think twice to prove that you're smart rite?
No cheats please. No calculator as well.
Enjoy the tricks.



Question 1:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!


Question 2:
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?


Question 3:
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?

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Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!


Question 4:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!


Question 5:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

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Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.


So now, did you answer correctly for all 5 questions?

If yes, congratulations... else, condolences LOL...

That's all jokes... Cheers!



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Computer Memory Deal

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Laughter - The Best Medicine

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It has been a tiring week, I suppose.

Enough of work stress and pressure.

It's even a holiday for some people on tomorrow.

For those still working on that day, this post is gonna be good for you.

Tadaa... The most common place guys keep their secrets.
Wow... So many categories!

Your children will drag you for this Pokemon airplane!
Pikachu... I choose you!

Wow... Trust me! It works!

Prancing horses in TULAN mode.
They're making fun of their pride.

Magneto's power.
He really got the power!



and finally...


Best of all...


Flashman is alive!



Muahahahahaha



Cheers!



Pictures courtesy of Leenks.com


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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Go For Gold

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Saturday, March 15, 2008

F1 Fever Is Back

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Well, the Formula One season is back.

This time around you'll gonna be seeing new faces.
New rules.
New cars.
New tyres.
New teams.

Guys, place your bets on whose gonna win the coveted
World Driver's and Constructor's Championship.

Will it be the reigning champion, Kimi Raikkonen?

Will it be the scarlet car with the prancing horse again?

With the new ruling and lesser electronics assistance to the braking system,
the driver will really have to depend on their sheer driving skills.

Let's get the engine started guys!

See you in Albert Park, Melbourne for the first leg of the 2008 series!


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Short Laughter For All

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Last Friday, I believe everyone in Penang were at their nerves suffering from massive jams all over roads. Be is highway or small roads, it is all crawl from bumper to bumper and heck we Penangites can't do a thing but just listen to radio ro relax.

Such a bullshit for those to go ahead with their worthless effort of demonstration at KOMTAR on a busy Friday. Heck, it is Friday dude!!! Bloody hell you realize on Friday will you be expecting traffic congestion already. You guys go ahead with this poor so-called "riotless" riot, causing me to stuck in the jam due to the closure of the Penang bridge and numerous roadblocks at the Jelutong highway (TESCO) and Sg. Pinang. You guys really have no brains, ya?

Pity those Federal Reserves Unit to go all the way from their camps to the city to see you guys smiling. Elections results are final and I think it is best we give the full mandate to the new government. Your leaders are our leaders as well and I believe they will do their best with the common aim and not to discriminate any races or parties.

Before a short post become to lengthy, I came across this picture while surfing. Holy cow I can imagine this signboard in thr highways.


Sometimes, it keeps drivers unwind and relaxed yeah?
Cheers!


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Dance Class For All

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If you are tired and exhausted from exhilarating routine in sports and games, there is no need to fuss about it anymore. Mow you will have one more alternative in town to make a healthy lifestyle. Introducing to you this Scottsdale Dance Studio. Dance sports are yet another healthy exercise for you to shed the calories away after a feast of meal. How about that?

Scottsdale Dance Lessons offers you interactive dance classes for beginners and also experts. You will have a wide variety of choices of dances, be it Jazz, ballroom dancing or even salsa and rumba. It is all up to you to choose. Well, if you decide to take dance sport a step further, you can even try to compete in dance tournaments to measure your skills with the world's best.

Try log on to www.gaineydance.com and have a look for yourself. The site caters for events like wedding dances and other events as well. You will be more than fascinated when you discover the awesome skills of the instructors with enormous support from the dancing community.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Seafood Buffet

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Place : Tamarind Brasserie, The Grand Plaza Park Royal Hotel, Penang.

Theme : A Festival of Seafood

Date/Day : Every Saturday, 5 January – 31 March 2008

Time : 7:00 pm - 10:30 pm

Price : Food only - RM98.00++ (Adults), RM49.00++ (Child)
RM148++(A) – (Food & bottomless Carlsberg Draught Beer, Fruit Juices)
RM284++(A) – (Food & bottomless Chevalier De France Brut Champagne, Evans & Tate Salisbury Wine, Fruit Juices, Soft Drinks and Mineral Water)


Too many pictures to describe. See for yourself.
Excuse my gluttony and extreme appetite.
Here we go!!!
(at random order)

Fully packed, you definitely need reservation. So many angmohs there!

The tiny Japanese counter. Fresh sushi for grab.

Sashimi hill with mini octopus.
Well, all already gone... swimming in my tummy!

The ice sculpture with rose carvings.

They've got muscles mussels and LOBSTERS

The seafood galore.

The LOBSTER platter.

Pucha or otherwise known as stuffed crab.

Cheesy oyster.

The grill corner part I.
Salmon, tiger prawns, sausage and meat.
Well this counter prepare the dishes as your wish of style and taste.
The grill corner part II.
Cuttlefish, sting ray, mussels and seabass.

The crab platter.

The fried prawn platter.

The chocolate fondue with fresh fruits and marshmellows.
Beside is the crepes counter, prepared upon request.

The flower crab platter.

The dessert counter.
Nice cakes and puddings.

The fresh fruits bar.

Dear with her self made German cheese with biscuit.
Delicate and nice.

The chef in the making.

Here is a series of my own platter.
Round one, LOBSTERS, prawns and stuffed crab for me.

Round 2: More LOBSTERS and prawns.

Round 3: Even more LOBSTERS.

Dear with her own LOBSTER.

The table of ten.

Ice cream with longan, lychee and sea coconut.

Moose dessert with chocolate fondue watermelon and papaya.

Egg pudding with mixed fruit pie and cup cakes.

Ice cream filled with almonds and lychee.

After it is all munched and digested.

LOBSTERS been swallowed and digested.

Total damage done: priceless.
This is what I call TOTAL SATISFACTION.
p/s Benny Benassi in my mind right now.
Feel the beat.



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Saturday, March 08, 2008

Business Loans

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Vote Today, Vote Wisely

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Will March 8, 2008 be a history in the making for a new Malaysia?

It is all remaining to be seen tonight on this General Election poling day.

Will the National Front be the ones running the government once again?

or will the opposition makes a wind of change to a new Malaysia?

after it is well said and done, we all the Netizens and citizens of Malaysia,

will keep our fingers crossed.

That all the promises made by the parties,

be fulfilled to the very moment where the next elections take place.

Else, I am sure the next poling on 2013 will be tougher and totally different.

Malaysians!!!

Make your voice be heard!

Vote for your people smartly!

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Life Lock is Here

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Sunday, March 02, 2008

General Elections 2008

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Are you guys already hyped up for the upcoming Malaysia General Elections 2008?

March 8, 2008 is just days away and make sure you check up your voting status and voting area respectively.

You can click this LINK to check your voting status.

It's time again for Malaysian to decide who should be the one to carry the hopes of over 28 million citizens.

Vote smartly guys!

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Steven Spielberg's Blockbuster

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One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night.
He saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says...

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied...

"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says...

"You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies...

"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies...

"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!"

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