Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Translation: Broken English

*Pardon me for a Malay post*

My friends, are you tired of listening to stories about relationships and To-do's and Not To-do's between couples? Here's one nice story to light up your day.

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.
Biasalah bila sudah duduk 'town', mula lupa asal usul.
Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dengan lelaki mat saleh.
Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfrennya yang bermata biru.
Punyalah eksyan si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak boyfren dia dengan pompuan lain.
Pompuan yang lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam.
Pada malam ke-4, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dengan mat saleh tu yang baru sebulan dikenalinya.
Begini bunyi surat yang ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil:


John... I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook.
I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together in town with eyes myself.
You grab hand she.
You always ask opology back-back.
I don't trust you again !!!!
You are really crocodile land.
My fren speaks you play wood three.
First-first I think my fren lie to me.
But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle.
I know this result I pick is very correct because you love she very high from me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here.
I don't want you to play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you.
I don't want banana to fruit two times.....
Safe walk.....
~Tijah
ROFL LMAO MUAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!


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sweeheng said...

What does "banana to fruit two times" translate to in BM ? I'm not too sure, I know there's a proverb in BM that sounds like this...but I can't quite remember what it is and what it actually means.

Do enlighten me !

(Pisang berbuah dua kali ? =D)

ihsan_huhu said...

hahahaha.. tijah2... memalukan melayu la.. haih...

ahahahahah

~Evelyn~ said...

err, i think is once bitten, twice shy..hehehe...
des, u need any translation service? i can translate the whole article for u..hahahahah

KaRyEe said...

Here comes pakar bahasa...

Exactly .. 'Pisang berbuah Dua kali'...hehe....meaning she doesnt want the same thing to happen twice...hehe

Darn funny this post...Wuahahahaha..

fatimah said...

haha CUT CONNECTION tu lawak giler... ngan fikir cook cook...

pelawak jenaka agung...

crispycreeps said...

tijah tu memang funny !

laughing stock~

manyoo said...

this is undisputed translation...

wat the heck...

tijah oh tijah...~~~

pp said...

haha..nowonder matsalleh wana go with other girl..sure don understand what she say...

eh..liban mana mana pon jumpa ko ei..

jooann~kiss said...

Oh My God....