Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Short Pluck - Phua Chu Kang

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having hermenses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siowah!! blain, use your blainnn.....

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. You go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are veli good.

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welovepenang said...

even though have read and heard about this for so many time... but still.... PCK still descrip it in a humour way.. i love this....

Jason said...

muahahahahahaha

this is so hilarious!

PCK rules!

sabrina said...

that is so farneee dude!

the accent is heavy though

jimmy said...

i've heard about this guy too..
he is a superb comedian

Anonymous said...

sex = dig nose

omg! hilarious!

what a comparison!